dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

(via tweedlethree)

arollercoasterthatonlygoesup:

if the phantom of the opera has taught me anything it’s that if all else fails you set the place on fire and cry

(via tweedlethree)

gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

(via tchainz-2pain)

flatsound:

there’s always this weird moment after a long relationship. after months of not speaking or seeing each other, the anger eventually fades. there’s no more resentment. there’s just you, making your way through the day and occasionally thinking, “wow, i can’t believe that’s really done.”

it doesn’t feel like acceptance or closure, it just feels sad. like you wished you had said good bye and good luck and hugged them like an old friend who was moving away.

(via ghovvvst)

Mayday Parade videography
 ↳  snapchats

(Source: jeremymckinnonofficial, via mayday-its-a-parade)

I was sitting on my porch and wondering why I don’t sit out here more often and my first thought was that it didn’t matter because pretty soon it won’t be my porch anymore since my mom’s moving when I leave for college.

euo:

dont fall in love with people like me… i have a huge forehead irl

(via kennedying)

interquast:

rydenthatdick:

DAAAMMNNNN

HOLY SHIT

(via robinminustherichard)

College be like

vavavante:

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

FASFA BE LIKE : $14.78

(via robinminustherichard)

babyferaligator:

hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.

(Source: 420dongsquad, via tchainz-2pain)

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